big feast photo (:

mommy invited dear to my house to chi da chan! (:
mommy cooking western!
lamb chops, chicken chops, broccoli, carrots, and the self improvised pumpkin soup.
sorry but there no pictures of my mom's cooking!
its secret recipe cannot be divulge. (:
hehe (:
but it doesn't look very fantastic also la. :P
but the taste is delicious!

all these pictures below is of quite low quality .
taken with a 1.3 mega pixel webcam only.



warming up...


first shot.

happy family.
woodstock, me, snoopy and dear. (:

woodstock 抢镜头！

mirror image!
done with my Macbook Pro (:
cool eh?

what is dear doing with my comb?

who cares?
conitnue cam-whoring. hehe (:

oh... comb hair for me ah? (:

ouch!
and he bully me!
hit my head so hard! ):

hehe. guilty liao hah :P
forgive you la. (:

HEHE!
what is with that face huh?!
one eye big, on eye small!

no face!
he refused to camwhore with me ):

but i force him to!
:P

then i refused to camwhore too!
snoopy cam whore himself. hehe.

see hide again.
naughty dear dear!
this is the thermal effect.
i did not tweak the colours at all! (:

i shall post an ugly alienated photo of dear dear. (:
hehe. one BIG NOSTRIL! :P


don't care naughty dear dear.
i camwhore with snoopy.

muacks!
i love snoopy!!


yawns.
tired liao le la.
zzzz...

*happy happy day dear dear (:*

touching love story

i read this really touching story.
it is a real and true story.
and i happen to know the parties involved, thus it isn't unrealistic to me at all.

this love story was written by the male.
and posted it up online. for the world to know.

the love story started out fine.
typical crush and ups and downs in a relationship.
but it ended off with a break up. ):
although there was still love between both of them.
yet things will turn even more unhappy if they continued being together.
maybe to them, that is the best solution.

Here are bits and pieces from the story,
they left me with tears welled up in my eyes:

"I will take care of her as much as I can. Break up or not, I will take care of her.
Because she's very important in my life."

"I've made you cry too much. And I have my share of tears for you. Im stoning my feelings. I don't want to feel for you again."

"I know you're hurt terribly by me leaving. I feel hurt doing it. But it's seriously for the best."

"I dont love you anymore. Im sorry. But I don't anymore. You're only memory now."


it was a really daring attempt to post and write all these things.
it must have took the guy a lot of time and effort to have drafted out and recount all the events one by one.
he can remember all the dates of special events that happened.
all the sweet little things that he had done.
and i must admit that the things he did was really very sweet, romantic with a tinge of surprise element.
it is evident that the guy love the girl very much. (:

all his feelings written down make my heart ache.

if i were the girl, i will be touched to tears.
i may even considering patching back with him straight.
but the girl did not.

the girl blogged a reply.
her post was about how the guy has been a really nice and caring person.
in fact the most caring person that she had ever known.
that post was obviously defending the guy.

both of them still care about each other a lot.
with all the attempts of defending one another,
yet their final decision is to break up.

not the prefect ending that i was looking for.
but its their love story,
its up to them to decide the ending.
Who am i to say anything?

but i am really impressed.
simply loving that story.

a year

it has been a year since my grandma passed away.
went for the religious ceremony today.

a year has gone by.
time passes so fast.

In just one (short/long) year,
many big events had happened in my life,
grandma left us.
A levels completed.
started working for the first time in my life.
received my A level results.
registered for university.
and now, waiting for results.

very often, i was wondering if grandma was proud of my results.
i know that she had high expectations of me.
and during A levels i really wanted to well just for her.
I want her to continue being proud of me.

i can still remember the times whenever she asked me to study hard,
so that i will have a bright future ahead,
and be filial to my parents.

i can still remember the smile on her face,
whenever mommy tells her about the scholarships or any recognitions i achieved in school.
it gave me even more motivation to work hard.
i love her.
i want to do what she says and her to be proud of me.


sometimes i feel despair.
and i hate to admit it,
but i have not done my best for this A levels.
it could had been better.
and i strongly believe that grandma is up in heaven blessing me,
giving me the strength to carry on,
giving me the luck to succeed.
i am really lucky to have achieved such results.


throughout the ritual today,
i was thinking how is grandma now?
is she happy?
i hope she is and i want her to be.

Lets just hope that there will not be anymore disputes.
things starts to get peaceful.
and everything will be fine.
and grandma's worries will be put to rest.
*wishful thinking on my part*


tears were swallowed.
i don't want to cry.
it has been a year.
and i should have let go of things.
at least let go of the sad things.
during the ritual,
i told myself, "no, i must not cry."
Forcefully, i swallowed my tears thinking that grandma wouldn't want to see me cry.
yet, when i am alone at home, my eyes flooded with tears once again.
images happy or sad started flowing back.
happy images will be followed by a sad thought.
the thought that the happy moments can never happen ever again.
call me pessimistic if you want.
i am trying already.
sometimes i can do it - be strong and face it bravely.
but sometimes i just cannot.

grandma was the one who brought me up.
she played such a huge role in my life.
her taught me the right things,
bought me up under the good influence,
good upbringing.
i would not have been what i am if not for her.
sometimes i feel that its really unfair,
she has given me so much but what have i given her.
i feel that i have not done enough to repay her.
i don't even have the chance to repay her.


i hate bidding farewell,
i hate goodbyes,
especially goodbyes that are forever.
i mean who doesn't?
i know i am not the only one.
and i know i am also not the only one trying to cope with my grandma's death.
things will get better.
as the saying goes - time will heal it all.
its a matter of whether it is a long or a short time.

grandma will be happy.
she is happy.
and i know she wants me to be happy too.
i am happy.

university registration

finally completed my university admission.
registered for NUS and NTU only.
$10 registration fee each.

I didn't register for SMU.
$15 registration fee. ):
and i am pretty sure that i wont want to go there even if they offer me a place there.
to think that i was so crazy about that place last year after going for their open house.
haiz, but their school fees are really very expensive.
plus some of my own personal reasons also la.

and nope, i gave up the idea of going overseas.
like totally gave it up after some serious thinking.
can't bear to leave a lot of things and people here.
and i don't really want to step out of my comfort zone yet?
hmmm.

but i am not like jamie (xiao wen).
haha. my colleague.
she doesn't want to go overseas to study 'cause of her DOG!
oh man. such a touching dog-human story! (:
i suggest that she bring lassie along!
isher god name lassie?
or was it zhi rong? HAHA!
oh no! zhi rong is gonna kill me!

KRISTEN!!!

omg!
kesleen just told me that kristen didn't receive my birthday wishes online ):
HAPPY
belated
BIRTHDAY
KRISTEN!

and kristen you were supposed to receive this following message at
00:29:13 AM on 22 March 2008

This following paragraph was taken from my Conversation history:

"To: kriscoolhgs@hotmail.com
Start Time: 12:29:13 AM; End Time: 12:32:50 AM
{qi + my} says: (12:29:20 AM) KRISTEN!!!!!!!!!!
{qi + my} says: (12:29:37 AM) HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY!
{qi + my} says: (12:30:09 AM) WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR MEDICINE INTERVIEW!(which is i dunno when..) haha!"

and kristen didn't reply.
and a while later she went offline le.
so i thought probably she received but was busy and didn't have time to reply.
):

i am really sorry kristen! ):
i buy you Ritter sport kkz.
you want beige right?
how many you want?
the beige one is the white choco macademia?
i help you find!
'cause i heard that kesleen failed in finding it :P
hehe (:

don't worry!
I am gonna find it for you!
Count it on me! (:

if you're infant, read this post thoroughly!

*this is a post specially dedicated to Miss Phebe Bay Chun Hui(infant).
with lots of loves from mommy (:

Before


After

this was edited with infant's comments.
an incident very very long ago, close to a month ago.
as you all know i upload things quite slowly :P
she wants me to make the hand(my hand) blacker,
so that the ring will look more contrasting as compared to my hand.
so this is the final masterpiece.
"commented" by infant.
picasa-ed by me.
nice?
and infant is extremely, ultra super duper ma fan!
hehe (:
but i must say that she is pretty talented in her song writing ability.
(:
she composed a song for the most hated DM in TJ,
F Tong CB.
nope, i am not scolding vulgar language.
that is really his name. :P
click here for the lyrics.
and sing along with it!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
here is a birthday song for you! (:
try and imagine me singing it la hor.
although i know its very difficult 'cause my voice is cuter than this.


Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

How old are you now? *infant echoes 19*
How old are you now? *infant echoes 19*
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
How old are you now? *infant echoes 19*

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

How old are you now? *infant echoes 19*
How old are you now? *infant echoes 19*
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
How old are you now? *infant echoes 19*

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

*mommy screams HAPPY BIRTHDAY INFANT!*
*then infant blows off the 19 imaginary candles on her delicious imaginary chocolatey cake, which mommy made for her*
(:

thank you infant for being quite a good infant for the past two years.
actually mommy have to admit that you are really a rainbow in my blue blue sky. (:
you are the one who never fails to brighten up things after the rain.
please forgive me for being so mean to you at times.
hehe (:
can't help it la. :P
but i really cannot imagine life without you! (:
may you enjoy your special day! Have fun!

and no! i didn't forget your birthday.
i was trying really hard to forget,
but it kept on floating and hovering up in my brain.
see, my brain thinks that you are so important to me. (:

hope you like the whatever present that we are gonna give you.
have you decided on what you want yet?
and see you next friday! (:

food and drinks at work (:

our most valued food of the day!

gives us the strength and energy to carry on our mundane work.


look at the cute names above!
xiao han: yuan han
xiao qi: me!
xiao marie: marie
(HAHA! yh and i forget her chinese name)
xiao rong: zhi rong

i simply love milk yan yan!

(:
and the wordings are so cute!

this beetle bears a bit of resemblance to the 长江七号 alien!
very cute!
every of the yan yan sticks have a picture of an animal and wordings on them.
rhinoceros, goat, beetle, owl, giraffe, whale, snail, etc etc.
and there is actually a game that you can play while eating it.
take out the sticks as per normal,
dip them into the creamy dip and enjoy your yan yan.
THEN, when you finally reach your last stick,
take a peep at the stick,
slowly exposing what are the words written on it.
and that will be your "fortune" for the day.
"you are lucky."
"you are active at night."
"lucky number: 8"
"lucky colour: brown."
there are also some sticks that do not have "fortune telling" words on them.
for example, whale - biggest mammal,
giraffe - tallest mammal, etc.
these sticks are more of the educational sticks.
(probably hinting that you need to be educated properly!)
my last stick was "owl-active at night."
THIS IS SO NOT TRUE CAN! I AM DEADBEAT! ):
xiao rong's last stick was "goat-you are lucky!"
haha! she is lucky! i stepped on her slippers and the straps didn't break!
and actually my last stick was the "gat-you are lucky" too.
but that was 'cause i cheated.
hehe (: specially saved that for the last.
so my official last stick (which is my second last stick) is the owl one.
xiao han just ignored me on msn!
hmph!
so i don't know what's her last stick!
okie, she replied! haha.
she didn't take note ):
so everybody should have fun with yan yan!
enjoy yan yan!
or hello panda!
(:
anyway do you know that there is actually cookies and cream hello panda?
i just bought it.
but haven tried yet.

xiao rong's green apple with orange.
its my favorite colour with xiao rong's favourite color! (:
a little sour-ish.

my jackfruit milkshake.
sounds disgusting.
yeah, it taste okie.
seems that it doesn't quench thirst.
i became thirstier after drinking.
and there are like a lot of sediments left in your mouth after drinking.
so nope, i don't think i will buy it EVER AGAIN!

this was mango milkshake from yesterday.
mine and xiao ha.(fariha.)

looks so white (again.)
mango milkshake.
a little sour-ish too.
the person warned us that the mango is sour-ish TODAY!
and not yesterday!

and this was the malay mixed veggie rice from aldephi.
SHITTY EXPENSIVE CAN?
2meat+1veggie.
$4.50!
what the shit la! ):
shouldn't have ordered that extra drumstick.
but the chilli sauce is really nice.
not recommended for people with weak stomach though.
pretty spicy!
and xiao han, i think i still prefer the brinjal at the zhi cha stall!
(the ah chiam or something la.)

this was what i drank on monday.
together with the chicken rice.
i can't remember what was it.
haha. asking zhirong now.


all i can remember is that there are sediments at the bottom.
you can see the sediments at the bottom,
but you can't really taste them.
which is a good thing.
(:
alrights, zhirong isn't replying either.
i shall update this post again (soon i hope?).
updated: zhirong says that the juices i drank are too complicated to remember.
whatever man!
i shall update again when i remember.
which i think i won't. :P

juices (:

tasty fruit juices that we always buy from the cold storage in funan.
the different and weird concoction.

today zhi rong tried the strawberry with apple juice.
looks like this.

beautiful colour!
and there is really the strawberry taste!
quite a good combination.
gonna try watermelon with strawberry next time.
(:

mine and yuan han's was honeydew milkshake.
very white !
pureness!

its s milkshake that isn't very milky.
which can be seen as a good or a bad thing la.

then, fariha ordered sugar cane with lemon/lime.
(she was unsure of what we usually ordered- sugar cane with lemon!)
but as lemon ran out of stock,
the uncle gave her sugar cane with lime!
so cool!
its a not bad combination.
and fariha insisted that it tastes like lime juice instead of sugar cane.
but i strongly disagree!
there is only a little lime after taste.
(didn't take pictures of her sugar cane with lime.)

lastly, its kailing's drink.
avocado milkshake!
nice shade of greenish colour!
have a strong honey flavour.
and the honey taste a little, weird? haha.
it is the kinda drink that if you like it, you like it.
if you don't like it,
you wont like it.
haha.
something like star fruit juice also la.
and not pictures for this either.

but i do have a picture of the chewing gum that zhirong gave me!
lovely green!

one of my favourite shade of green. (:

lunch plan with colleagues for next week (:

monday
chicken rice at Tony's cafe.
at aldephi.
corona style chicken wings. (:
(so zhi rong, please recover from your sore throat.)

tuesday
western food.
at aldephi.
zhi rong will lead the way.
(zhi rong hope that you have recovered by this time! please!)

wednesday
malay food.
at the hotel excelsior basement.
fariha will be joining us.
(leaving jamie alone in the office. cos she is the anti-climax one.)

thursday
the mixed vegetable rice again. (:
at hotel excelsior!
really yummy!
(you can ask yuan han,
she is my blog fan plus mixed veg rice buddy!)

friday
GOOD FRIDAY HOLIDAYS!
yippees!!
looking forward to that! (:

he makes me smile

another example of how my brother is really humourous on msn.
(actually in real life too.)

this day, i was telling him on msn that i am not coming home for dinner.
so he asked why?
and i said i going for dinner with MY. (my dear dear.)

then he went, "why you don't wanna have dinner with ME?"

oh gosh. what a weird little brother i have.

somebody commented that he looks mush more mature than his age once again.
haha. i am used to it liao (:
and i don't mind being recognised as his younger sister also (:
in fact i love it so!
hehe. (:

stupid me

i just did something stupid.

oh man.

uncle called to look for mom.
i picked up the battery low cordless phone and passed it to mom.
when mom was on the phone,
the cordless phone started beeping and beeping,
hinting that its gonna give up any time soon.
after mom hang up the phone,
immediately started whining about my lousy cordless phone.
complaining that it is unable to charge although i placed it back onto the base set for days!

then, after releasing all that anger that i have on my lousy cordless phone,
i went back to my room and placed the phone back to its base set.
out of the corner of my eye,
i saw that white adapter taking the place of my cordless phone adapter.

oh gosh.
i realised how stupid i was immediately.
my cordless phone charger was plugged out from the socket to make way for my laptop charger.
yeah. how stupid.
and i had the cheek to complain that my cordless phone is lousy.
BUT i swear my cordless phone is really lousy lo!
my mom agrees too! and i am sending it for repair on saturday!
finally! (:
hope it comes back recovered and well (:

probably this is one of those stupid little things in life that makes my life less boring?

Value of TIME

TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE YEAR
Ask A Student Who Has Failed His Exam.

TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE MONTH
Ask A Mother Who Has Given Birth To A Premature Baby.

TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE WEEK
Ask An Editor Of A Weekly Newspaper.

TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE DAY
Ask A Daily Wage Labourer Who Has Ten Kids To Feed.

TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE HOUR
Ask The Lovers Who Are Waiting To Meet.

TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE MINUTE
Ask A Person Who Has Just Missed The Train.

TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE SECOND
Ask A Person Who Has Just Survived An Accident.

TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE MILLI-SECOND
Ask A Person Who Has Won A Silver Medal At The Olympics.

Value Every Moment That You Have.
Time Is A Coin That You Can Spend Only Once.
Use It, Invest It, Make It Count.

my full A level results!

i suddenly decided that i should post my full A level results up here.

yeah. (:

joan is proud ma.

i am really going a little crazy about my results.

A Level Results

General Paper H1 E

Chinese H1 A

Economics A

Mathematics A

Chemistry B

Project Work B

Biology C

then i suddenly feel like posting up my O level results.

O Level Results

English B3

Chinese A1

A Maths A2

E Maths A1

Chemistry A1

Combined Humanities A2

Biology A2

Physics A2

L1R5: 10(raw)

and since both my A and O Level Results are up,

i think i should give my PSLE Results some form of recognition also.

PSLE Results

English A

Mathematics A*

Chinese A

Science A

Total aggregate: 245

alrights, i think i am really going crazy!

WHAT HAS SINGAPORE's EDUCATION DONE TO ME!

omg!

but i am glad that everything is over! (:

yeah!

welcoming uni life now (:

apple and orange talk

i discovered how humourous my brother is!

i was telling him how orange(s) suck(s) and how i hate orange(s).

then he said,

"oh really? but apple is GREAT!"

oh man. my brother!

so funny!

he almost made me laugh out loud in office.

yes, and apple and oranges aren't as simple as what you think they are.

get what i mean by a complicated apple?

at least people are saying that its complicated. (:

My GCE A Level Results!

General Paper E (didn't realise that this was not aligned to the left.)

Economics H1 A
Mathematics H2 A
Chemistry H2 B
Biology H2 C

yup, my results! (:

and my brother asked me why i put GP E first. he got a shock! haha!

and don't say anything bad about my results!
its so not lousy!
at least i am proud of what i have achieved.
and i know with the amount of effort that i have put in,
this is what i deserve.
for Economics, it was just a lucky attempt.
lady luck was really on my side.
but for GP i still don't know what happened.
probably i screwed up my AQ?
thinking of whether i should appeal for my GP results.
don't think it will be worth the money anyway.
not that i am going to enrol in Medicine, Law or Mass Com.
yup, so GP won't be a problem (:
i should be happy that i pass GP,
which qualifies me a place in uni.

no worries (:
i am not adversely affected by my results.
feeling pretty proud of myself.
and i hope that all of you can feel happy and proud for me too (:

i have learnt to be less of a perfectionist.
and not set expectations for myself.
you may see this as a good or bad thing.
the good thing is, at least it keeps you from suffering from depression.
the bad- no goal in life. and gradually lose the ability to do well?
but at least i am happy.

finally, i seriously sit down and plan my future.
went to NTU open house yesterday.
have a rough idea of what i want to study and do.
registration ends on April Fools' Day.
hehe (:

that's all for my non-emo results post.
so come on everybody (:
be proud of me (:
and for those who received their results,
be proud of your results regardless of whether it is higher or lower than you expectations.
and elmo LOVES YOU!

phone call (:

last monday night, while working,
something kept me happy throughout my work!

(:

i talked to dawn on the phone! (:

yeah! ~ so happy la!

i've like so many things to tell her,

but there is so little time.

the air time was running.

(oh, by the way, i wasn't using my line, in fact i was using her line. haha.)

haiz. really wanna tell her like lots of things.

things that can't be told over emails.

kinda miss all her lameness.

the way she likes to suan me.

and how i like to talk back.

haiz.

with the phone bill running,

and the reception was bad.

everything has to be cut short.

everything has to be kept to the bare minimal.

):

counting down!

please scroll down for updates.

this heart attack thingy will only disappear after the results are officially released.

(:

good luck to all of you getting you results!

news update!

Man shot dead by police in Outram Park MRT

A MAN was shot dead by a police officer at the North-East Line platform in Outram Park MRT station at about 3.35 pm on Thursday.

An eyewitness, who saw the shooting incident, told The Straits Times that he was waiting at the platform for a Punggol-bound train, when he heard a policeman running after the man and shouting at him.

"Moments later, there was a commotion. Then I saw the policeman drawing his gun and shooting the man in the chest. It was very scary!" said Mr Henley Ho, 32, who was waiting on the NEL platform.

Police spokesman Danny Tan later told reporters at the scene that the man, aged 43, had tried to attack the cop with a dagger. The weapon was found near the man's slumped body, now covered with a white plastic sheet.

The spokesman said the man had earlier stabbed a middle-aged man at Jalan Kukoh, not far away from the Outram Park MRT station, over a dispute.

The dead man's nationality is not known.

Train services at the station were not disrupted but passengers had to alight further away from the cordoned area.

OMG LA!!!
in singapore!
singapore is getting more and more dangerous.
if you are thinking its mas selamat,
no, its not mas selamat.
its someone else!
scary!

cute cupcakes!

LOOK AT THIS! OMG LA!!
so cute right?
i cant bear to eat it lo!


and then, i googled for snoopy cupcakes.
and i found THIS!!!


nice hor?!
i will only look at it.
really really can't bear to eat it.
anyone wanna buy for me?
please....
i give you the address..
can order here!
haiz, but its in malaysia.
self collection at klang.
i don't even know where klang is lo.
if anyone know of these personalised cakes that can be purchased in singapore,
please let me know~
(:

sesame street(:

yesterday, went for a thrashing out session with kesleen.

(thrashing is quoted from kes, but used in a wrong way.)

i was emo.

he was influenced and became emo.

yeah.

but things turned out fine.

today, joan is not emo already.

joan is emo today.

and cookie monster is tan chi cookie monster.

and kesleen is my big bird.

life's great once again.

elmo and cookie monster living happily ever after in sesame land!

so cute hor?

i think my brother will love it! (: hehe

pictures we took for our thrashing session at new york new york will be uoploaded soon.

not a lot la.

just a few.

emo cam-whorers are not in the mood to camwhore.

华文

“沒有一百分的另一半，只有五十分的兩個人。

付出真心，才會得到真心，卻也可能傷得徹底；

保持距離，就能保護自己，卻也註定永遠寂寞。

通常願意留下來跟你爭吵的人，才是真正愛你的人。

有時候不是對方不在乎你，而是你把對方看得太重。

冷漠有時候並不是無情，只是一種避免被傷害的工具。

如果我們之間有１０００步的距離，

你只要跨出第１步，我就會朝你的方向走其餘的９９９步。

為你的難過而快樂的，是敵人；

為你的快樂而快樂的，是朋友；

為你的難過而難過的，就是那些，該放進心裡的人。

就算是ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ中間也藏了一個ｌｉｅ。

真正的好朋友，並不是在一起就有聊不完的話題；

而是在一起，就算不說話，也不會感到尷尬。

朋友就是被你看透了，還能喜歡你的人。”

-芷榕的部落格偷来的。

我认为真的很真确。

不知道为什么我今天不是很开心。

读了后又着一些感触。。。

哎呀，我不要写了。

想不到要写什么。

我想到了， 可是我却不会写，

不然就是等我打到来， 我就忘记了。

余芷榕一定是在那边笑我！

她很坏！ 我要请她喝水！ （：

不要问我为什么。

因为我真的不知道！

):

joan dun wanna go hme

but joan dun wanna work also.

interestingly boring.

Interestingly Boring.
this describes my mood now.
what an oxymoron.

"an oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms."

and do you know that the word oxymoron itself is an oxymoron.

oxy means sharp in Greek,
while moros means dull.

sharp dull = oxymoron

another typical example : Holiday Homework
but no worries for me (:
i am not bothered by this oxymoron (at least for the next three months.)
Happy doing holiday homework to all those primary to JC kids (:

while i continue enjoying my interestingly boring life.

more on oxymora(plural)? click here.

Where is Mas Selamat?

Everyone is wondering where this guy is?

where has he gone to?

I think he is in malaysia!

Seriously, i can prove it!

look at this:

its all over malaysia!

Selamat Datang!

(selamat come.)

hehehe (:

and this is the da vinci version of selamat datang!

cool huh?

anyway, if you still cant tell by now,

this is a just a JOKE!

but who knows how true this is?

heart u

release of 2007 A level results.

its confirmed!

This Friday- 7 March 2008.

Check it out here!

finally its out.

after so so long.

at least now i am mentally prepared.

manhunt (:

it has been FIVE long days!

and HE as not yet been found.

Singapore is dangerous.

but Singaporeans having a highly active creavity brain glands,

plus a great sense of humour,

took this chance to come up with their masterpieces.

Well done Singaporeans!

"You can run, but you can't hide."

"Limping away but never too far."

"Escape is just the beginning."

sounds like Singaporeans are still pretty confident with the Police force.

wow. i don't think we should be that confident huh?

:P

this is supposed to be andy lau or jet li lo ):
look here for more!oh ya, have you all received his pictures via mms?
"Please call 999 immediately if you see Mas Selamat bin Kastari.
He is short (1.58m) & limps on left leg. Thank you."
Mr Police, 1.58m is not short can.
a lot of people are of that height.
including me ):

10 Top Trivia Tips about ME! (:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joan!

1. Devoid of her cells and proteins, joan has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
2. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of joan is blue.
3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear joan had to pay a special joan tax.
4. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention joan.
5. Joan, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
6. Red joan at night, shepherd's delight. Red joan at morning, shepherd's warning!
7. Joan has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal joan.
9. Joan was originally called Cheerioats!
10. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have joan for the rest of the day.

whatever la. it was just for fun (:

have a try here!