in all the 14 years of Princess Ipod's education life, princess ipod has never ever done so badly for her results.
In kindergarten, she used to get full marks for her spelling and ting xie. Started doing addition and subtraction when her fellow classmates were still learning how to count in sequence. she completed the whole lady bird series of Peter and Jane before graduating from her kindergarten.
In Primary 1, princess ipod completed all the P1 assessment books. This went on for several years until in P4, after streaming. Chose to remain in EM2 as higher chinese was not her cup of tea. P5 and P6 was a brief and short year for her.. but she will always appear on the top3 of her class. and every year without fail , she gets her edusave scholarship. Mind you, its the top 5% one and not the top 25% bursary one! Graduated from (Mugger Boring School) MBS with a PSLE score of 245.
In her secondary school, (The King secondary school) TKSS, Sec 1 and sec 2, top 7 in level. Got edusave scholarship again. Sec 2 streaming, successfully streamed into a triple class. The one and only triple science class in TK that year. Almost dropped physics in sec 4, but thanks to the scolding from a very strict but good teacher, she dropped the idea of dropping Physics. Known as a perfectionist then, to her, B4 and C5 was considered very bad. So bad that she needed to drop the subject entirely.
After Os level came out with 7 distinctions, 10 points. was rather sad with her results though. expected better results. (ambitious perfectionist ma..-quoted from her fav teacher)
and there came the worst stage of her life,(The Junior College) TJC!! only the academic part, not the memories!
her JCT results were disappointing. Promised that she will work harder. but did she? Promos results came back even worse than before! RETAINED! Failed promos. She was seldom near a fail in the past 13 years of her study life. Probably its due to her inconsistency.
Did I mention that Princess Ipod has this bad habit of ponning school. This habit formed since Pre-school. All the way to her JC life. But at different stages of her life ponning school was for a different reason. In pre-school and primary school, she ponned school to go on holiday. In secondary school, she seldom pon school, unless she wants to slack. She loves going to school in TK! In JC, she pon school so so often. Most of the time cos she don't have sufficient time to study. Her life is messy. No time for this, no time for that. Her biological clock is in a mess. Very extremely energetic in the morning. I mean around 1am. Very tired in the afternoon and later morning. Usually fall asleep during lectures and tutorials. Missing out a huge part in content, had a hard time trying to catch up. Unable to do tutorials as it was problems and questions after problems and questions. Snowballed into a huge heap of shit! At times she don't even know what she don't know! However, successfully appealed to be advanced to year 2..
However, Princess Ipod feels that she is deeply sorry for the state she is in now. She wants to apologise to the queen and King but she is just too stubborn to do so. She understands that she only have herself to blame for those horrendous results. But she is too proud to admit. She sincerely want to thank the King and Queen for their constant support. Time and time, Princess Ipod has disappointed them! Especially this time round.
Sometimes, it is about saving face. The reality is just that. Princess Ipod has no choice but to admit. Its not that hard to figure out the problem. but its hard to admit that that's the problem.
Nevertheless, this problem will be solved as long as Princess Ipod starts to pull up her socks, (but being the fashionable and trendy Princess Ipod, she would never want to wear high socks!)
No matter what, Princess Ipod promised to better manage her time and cut down her other commitments. Especially her external boyfriend in pluto, which queen telomerase doesn't approve of. Princess Ipod may not have the chance to visit you already. But don't worry, Princess Ipod will try and drop by the bedok library's pluto room every now and then, hoping to catch a glimpse of her external darling.
Princess Ipod also promises to study during the November and December holidays to catch up with whatever she is lacking in.
Hopefully, by doing all these, Princess Ipod will be able to regain her good results!
^a little story of Princess Ipod by the bored but happy joan!^
Happy Joan should learn her lesson from her Princess Ipod story.
