Saturday, November 04, 2006

the disgusting librarian...

went to the library with phebe after chem lecture which 4 outtta 8 sisters ponned!! i shall not name who ponned la.. but as u can see from the picture below, we were having FUN during the lecture!



phebe and i wanted to look for books on philosophy and we decided to approach a librarian for help.. looking around us, we saw this "young" lady who looks nice..(regret saying this siahz...) she has yellowish brown hair that looks nice from afar..

when this lady, a***** leong turned her head around, i saw the most hilarious thing in that library! her eyelashes are so so so long la! omg! like what phebe said, 50 times longer than hers.. those lashes are confirm fake! so fake! i mean what brand of mascara can extend your eyelashes like 50 times much longer than normal! so freaking disgustingly long! please note that i said disgustingly hor.. although i used to like long eyelashes.. but after seeing hers, i guess i changed my mind!

probably her eyelashes grow exceptionally fast. and together with the excessive mascara that she used on her eyelashes, it seems too much le.. too too much! the eyelashes looks so hard and rigid as there were clumps of mascara on them. i wonder where did she get those extremely long eyelashes from. and how long does she take to put them on or take them off??

its not only her eyelashes that are hilarious, her make up was hilarious too!! haha.. a very thick line of eyeliner, lined her lower eyelids. and i wonder if this is done on purpose, cos there was a space left without eyeliner directly below her lower eyelid. what is that space doing there? trying to make a fashion statement ah? no way lo!

and what is with that durian seller gloves that she was wearing?? i cant think of any reason why a librarian needs to wear them..told you she is weird!

plus pink lipstick. disgusting pink! yucks! and she smells weird.

it was a very wrong decision to have approached her! she did not help much. she directed us to the computer and "taught" us how to go about using it. when we were using the computer, she added unnecessary comments such as "clever girl... so clever... philosophy is spelt as P-H-I-L-O-S-O-P-H-Y..." it was super duper irritating can? make us sound like we are kindergarten kids.. please la.. cant you see that we are wearing TJ uniform huh? idiot la!!

and please, i think she dun know how to use the catalogue to search la! she kept on bringing us back to the main page. phebe tried to hint to her that we can look for the book ourselves, but she continued sticking around us.. pain in the ass siahz! she volunteered to bring us to the section on philosophy.. and i dunno for what reason did we end up in the section for psychology.(and she made us realise that philosophy is under psychology which we eventually realised that its not.) i guess she will go there every now and then and looking for books suitable for her mental state, she seriously needs them.

i thought that she would leave us alone after bringing us to that section. to my horror, she took out a form and forced us to commend her.

"just say that I was busy with my things yet i took time off to help you.."

puey!! wth! what help? trying to confuse us? no way am i going to fill in that form. did u say that you were busy with your things, and that i am holding you up? i am glad to allow you to get back to your work. you are the one who very kindly volunteered to show us to the wrong section of the library! we are very sorry that we were disturbing you from your work. and we would be glad that you get back to whatever you were doing!

we found an excuse that we were busy and will fill up the form later. but obviously, we did not! hee.. she does not worth our recommendation la!

and she is probably afraid that we would run away,(which we managed to..) that's why she keep roaming around the shelves while we were looking for our books. she pretended to be doing things. yeah right, busy ordering those young librarians around in an hypocritical tone.. please la! can you leave us alone and really go back to the trolley of books where you came from??!!

phebe and i decided to stay away from the psychology section until she disappear. as she was taking up a very big space, and we could not access those shelves to look for our books.

we sat down for a while, and talked(badmouth rather.. )about her.. then, we decided to creep back to the psychology section. literally crept back, hiding behind the shelves to check that she is not there, and sneaking in from the back of the library. i am so glad that she left! phew..

and phebe and i went back to the psychology section happily looking for our books!