Once upon a time, there was a handsome kangaroo called Mr Brown. He fell in love with a princess called Ipod (pronounced as Iput..) because she had brown hair and big eyes.
Mr Brown tried many ways to win her heart. So with his generous owners' money, he bought a Kinder Brueno for Princess Ipod.
Princess Ipod was very touched. So Mr Brown 趁机 tried to propose with a makeshift ring of a plastic bag with 3 leftover biscuits. Of course Princess Ipod wasn't impressed. So Mr Brown thought of another way. He climbed thousands of mountains, swam billions of seas, then he found the special ring, made from the leave(sic) of a lallang.
But when he reached Palace C1-1, as he was about to propose, Queen telomerase, Princess Ipod's mother violently objected saying, "NO WAY will I allow external boyfriends!"
Of course, duh. Brown and Ipod were damn sad.
Friends and good friends of Ipod rallied around her and gave her encouragement. In the end, one of her friends, Igallop, managed to activate the cells programmed suicide pathway- "apoptosis" and Queen telomerase was removed.
Therefore, brown and Ipod were reunited
= HAPPY ENDING
contribution from a brillant friend of mine, Igallop.
posted by a brillant friend of Igallop, Ipod.. =)
