Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Saturday, March 07, 2009
The difference between MEN and WOMEN
A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
how apt. man.. tsk tsk tsk.
She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
how apt. man.. tsk tsk tsk.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Macbook wheel
looking at how Apple once again come up with something WOW-ish.
*sense the sarcasm please*
Introducing the Revolutionary Macbook Wheel!
"To reduce energy use, Screen goes black after 4 seconds"
"I'll buy almost anything if it shiny and made by Apple!"
"I never really realised how much I hated keyboards until I saw this thing..."
oh and please listen carefully to how much it cost!
in case you are just wondering, i am still pretty much a Mac fan.
*sense the sarcasm please*
Introducing the Revolutionary Macbook Wheel!
"To reduce energy use, Screen goes black after 4 seconds"
"I'll buy almost anything if it shiny and made by Apple!"
"I never really realised how much I hated keyboards until I saw this thing..."
oh and please listen carefully to how much it cost!
in case you are just wondering, i am still pretty much a Mac fan.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Everyone should visit this website!
CLICK HERE!
This is the new Windows Live Messenger on you mobile website.
All the animations are so cute! :D
I had a great laugh!
navigate and explore around!
This is the new Windows Live Messenger on you mobile website.
All the animations are so cute! :D
I had a great laugh!
navigate and explore around!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Stupidity rocks!
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
more at www.boardofwisdom.com
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
more at www.boardofwisdom.com
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Transforming English to German!
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....
yes, this is what I am learning now. Welcome to the World in German.
In fact, I really find German easier to spell and pronounce.
Though the constructing of sentences and the different forms in verbs, nouns, the female and male forms of words, the combining of Nouns can get me pretty confused at times...
I still love German.
I think it is easy to spell.
ok, i shall take back my words on what i said of German's pronunciation.
Wait till I can speak fluently, then i will put those words back.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....
yes, this is what I am learning now. Welcome to the World in German.
In fact, I really find German easier to spell and pronounce.
Though the constructing of sentences and the different forms in verbs, nouns, the female and male forms of words, the combining of Nouns can get me pretty confused at times...
I still love German.
I think it is easy to spell.
ok, i shall take back my words on what i said of German's pronunciation.
Wait till I can speak fluently, then i will put those words back.
Friday, August 22, 2008
manoj! the elite telemarketer!
TELEMARKETER! MANOJ! :P
haha! kesleen!!
you remember manoj?
HAHA!! eh eh eh....
:P
haha! kesleen!!
you remember manoj?
HAHA!! eh eh eh....
:P
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Hitler hates Windows Vista! just like me! (:
i love it when he ended off with,
"But if you think i will ever buy another Microsoft product,
you're wrong!
I'd rather buy a Mac!"
Woohoos!
I think that whoever that came up with this is simply a genius!
go to youtube for more.
there is another one on ERP gantries! :D
Thursday, August 07, 2008
photoshop CS3 on iPhone
do you have any idea how great it is?
it calls you up to help you unlock a layer!
cool eh?
freaking funny video!
i simply love her bimbotic feel!
"oh my god! oh my god i hit my head!!"
"oh i am bleeding!"
hehehe!
especially the last smile! :D
introduced by my seniors in CSS! wahaha. (:
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
addiction is bad.
Dear Blogger,
I am facing this BIG BIG addiction!
I am addicted to the internet, addicted to blogging.
Everything i see, i hear, i smell, i taste, i feel..
I want to write it down on my blog!
Oh my god! What has happened to me!
I think I caught the blogging virus! :P rahhs!
[quoted]
anyway, how am I?
I am currently surviving in the West! (:
and happy birthday to brother! who is also in the west with me!
haha. (:
babysitting can be fun but stressful!
especially when both are attention seeking!
by the way, i screwed up on my first day. shall blog more about it when i am home.
see, the blogging virus. ):
addiction sucks!
I am facing this BIG BIG addiction!
I am addicted to the internet, addicted to blogging.
Everything i see, i hear, i smell, i taste, i feel..
I want to write it down on my blog!
Oh my god! What has happened to me!
I think I caught the blogging virus! :P rahhs!
[quoted]
anyway, how am I?
I am currently surviving in the West! (:
and happy birthday to brother! who is also in the west with me!
haha. (:
babysitting can be fun but stressful!
especially when both are attention seeking!
by the way, i screwed up on my first day. shall blog more about it when i am home.
see, the blogging virus. ):
addiction sucks!
The Problem with wikipedia
I am sure all of you use wikipedia.
Thinking that it is the most useful tool for all the information you need etc etc..
I love using wikipedia, especially when i have nothing better to do.
Hours of clicking and entertainment! simply love it. (:
However, have you faced this same problem as I did? ):
Here is a pictorial summary of the problem:
[quoted]
Think twice before clicking on any other links. :P
Thinking that it is the most useful tool for all the information you need etc etc..
I love using wikipedia, especially when i have nothing better to do.
Hours of clicking and entertainment! simply love it. (:
However, have you faced this same problem as I did? ):
Here is a pictorial summary of the problem:
[quoted]Think twice before clicking on any other links. :P
Monday, June 09, 2008
Just for laugh! (:
Just a little humour that i thought could cheer up your blue-y monday.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address and without realising his error, he sent the message.
Meanwhile, somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting message from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I’ve just reached
Date: 13th oct 2006
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.
I’ve just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Yours lovingly,
Lonely Hubby
(: gee!
Hope it bought a smile to your boring and blue-y monday.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address and without realising his error, he sent the message.
Meanwhile, somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting message from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I’ve just reached
Date: 13th oct 2006
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.
I’ve just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Yours lovingly,
Lonely Hubby
(: gee!
Hope it bought a smile to your boring and blue-y monday.
Sunday, June 01, 2008
a man shitting on your head?
Was doing a random search of pictures.
saw this interesting one and thought of posting it up.
A man who shaved a man shitting on his head.
i wonder what the shit was e thinking?!
probably he was really thinking shit?
or he is a great fan of shit?
But anyway, thanks for the entertainment.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
half/whole siblings & fabulous/nerd siblings
there are two interesting siblings topics that surfaced during work.
Firstly, lynda talking about C watch.
(something which i will blog about some other time.)
She couldn't believe that we do not know what a C watch is,
so being frustrated, she exclaimed,
"How can you all not know? My whole siblings have the watch!"
realised the mistake in italic?
i wonder what is half/quarter sibling.
Secondly, kesleen and i were talking about how siblings look different.
Kesleen made her point on how she doesn't understand why some people can be very good looking yet their siblings look like nerd.
lastly, she added that,
"Oh luckily your brother is good looking and doesn't look like nerd..."
then, i gave her a sad, pathetic face, "Then do i look like a nerd?"
Firstly, lynda talking about C watch.
(something which i will blog about some other time.)
She couldn't believe that we do not know what a C watch is,
so being frustrated, she exclaimed,
"How can you all not know? My whole siblings have the watch!"
realised the mistake in italic?
i wonder what is half/quarter sibling.
Secondly, kesleen and i were talking about how siblings look different.
Kesleen made her point on how she doesn't understand why some people can be very good looking yet their siblings look like nerd.
lastly, she added that,
"Oh luckily your brother is good looking and doesn't look like nerd..."
then, i gave her a sad, pathetic face, "Then do i look like a nerd?"
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